What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 02:47
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
How do we know that Taylor Swift was originally a brunette?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Macklemore’s Seattle home reportedly robbed with his 3 children inside - New York Post
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What historical event or person have you surprised hasn't been made into a Hollywood movie yet?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
—
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Country music legend refunds all tickets mid-show, saying ‘I don’t give a damn’ - MassLive
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
New COVID variant linked to painful ‘razor blade throat’ symptom - San Francisco Chronicle
No go.
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Still no good
AMD CEO Su turns heads with comments at AI event - TheStreet